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Could The Use Of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America's Reputation Worldwide?
Tue, Mar 13, 2012 17:03 GMT
The Onion 2:06 | 99 views
The First Responders debate the U.S. military's use of drone planes to rain fiery death upon Afghanistan from above. (Aired 10/11/11)
Google Shuts Down Gmail For Two Hours To Show Its Immense Power
Tue, Mar 13, 2012 17:02 GMT
The Onion 2:29 | 142 views
Socially inclusive hiphop group the Black Eyed Peas have added the wheelchair-bound rapper TruWheel to their line-up, plus more stories in the NewsBlitz.
Embarrassing Bounced Check From Greece Taped Up In IMF Headquarters
Sat, Mar 10, 2012 17:01 GMT
The Onion 2:33 | 287 views
The Vatican dispatches an elite team of bishops to sabotage contraceptive manufacturer Pfizer, an embarassing bounced check from Greece is taped up in the IMF headquarters, and Chris Kattan wonders whether he should start a podcast. It's the week of March 5th, 2012.
Gay 12-Year-Old: 'I Like Eating Lunch Here By Myself'
Fri, Mar 9, 2012 17:02 GMT
The Onion 0:56 | 222 views
Closeted Franklin Middle School student Ben McElroy told reporters the favorite part of his week is the 30 minutes he spends eating lunch alone on the staircase, adding that he likes that it is “safe and quiet here.”
Teen's Death Hits Reporter Hard
Fri, Mar 9, 2012 17:02 GMT
The Onion 3:22 | 208 views
When a community loses a teen in a drunk driving accident, it's Onion News Network reporter O'Brady Shaw who is most emotionally devastated. (Aired 10/11/11)
Police: Kidnapped MoveOn.org Staffer's "Please Help" Emails Went Completely Ignored
Thu, Mar 8, 2012 17:01 GMT
The Onion 2:39 | 235 views
Over months in captivity, kidnapping victim Kat Barr sent hundreds of emails to her MoveOn mailing list only to have them immediately deleted by the recipients without being read.
Romney Now Flaunting His Wealth To Impress Voters
Wed, Mar 7, 2012 17:01 GMT
The Onion 2:57 | 240 views
ONN Super Tuesday Analysis: Instead of downplaying his millionaire status, Mitt Romney is now wearing fur coats and gold chains. (Aired 3/4/2012)
Romney's Super Tuesday Polls Surge After He Begins Flaunting His Wealth
Tue, Mar 6, 2012 17:01 GMT
The Onion 2:57 | 135 views
Instead of downplaying his millionaire status, Mitt Romney is now wearing fur coats and gold chains.
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